Save yourself the trouble of turning down creepy people in bars … this t-shirt does it for you! You will no longer need to make excuses to get out conversations with the sleazy and cheesy patrons of your local watering hole. And even better, if you meet someone you want to talk to, this shirt will be a great conversation starter.
If this t-shirt doesn’t dramatically improve your social life, we’ll give you your money back (or pretend we’re not in and never return your calls and e-mails). Order yours today, before we run out of ink and have to go back to melting marshmallows on the shirts.