Technology has changed all our lives, to the point where, if we could trade in a loved one for the latest mobile phone, many of us would be single again. It’s time to stop the charade and admit that our real lives are online and everything else is just a distraction. We’re tired of not admitting we’re wired! This shirt allows us to proclaim our allegiance to technology loud and clear. The only thing better would be if it were a wearable device that streamed Netflix.
And in case you’re wondering, the answer is: yes, if you eat a technologically balanced diet, you can have a smart watch for dessert.